Sup everyone welcome to my thing take a load off and enjoy your stay
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biteythevillain:

DID U MISS THE STEAM SUMMER SALE? MAYBE BUMMED CUZ THE GAME U WANTED DIDNT GO ON SALE? BUMMED U DIDNT GET ENOUGH?TIME 4 A GIVE AWAY
Three winners will be picked on August 1st so just under a month 2 get a shot in
1st Prize Winner will get a 50$ steam card/code PLUS a personal pick from me 2 shove up in ur digital locker
2nd Prize will get a 20$ steam card/code PLUS a personal pick from me 2 shove up in ur digital locker (10 bucks or cheaper)
3rd prize will get ONE GAME equal or lesser to 20 bucks gifted 2 them on steam.
RULES
Reblog OR like, as long as I can see ur name pop up on here somehow. U dont gotta follow but if u happen 2 in theres a good chance ull get somethin extra.
pls dont spam ppls dashes tho.
winners will be picked on August 1st and given 24 hours 2 respond, if i dont get a message back ur prizell be nudged off 2 another random picked person.
GOOD LUCK

biteythevillain:

DID U MISS THE STEAM SUMMER SALE? MAYBE BUMMED CUZ THE GAME U WANTED DIDNT GO ON SALE? BUMMED U DIDNT GET ENOUGH?
TIME 4 A GIVE AWAY

Three winners will be picked on August 1st so just under a month 2 get a shot in

1st Prize Winner will get a 50$ steam card/code PLUS a personal pick from me 2 shove up in ur digital locker

2nd Prize will get a 20$ steam card/code PLUS a personal pick from me 2 shove up in ur digital locker (10 bucks or cheaper)

3rd prize will get ONE GAME equal or lesser to 20 bucks gifted 2 them on steam.

RULES

Reblog OR like, as long as I can see ur name pop up on here somehow. U dont gotta follow but if u happen 2 in theres a good chance ull get somethin extra.

pls dont spam ppls dashes tho.

winners will be picked on August 1st and given 24 hours 2 respond, if i dont get a message back ur prizell be nudged off 2 another random picked person.

GOOD LUCK

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sub-maureen:

tODAY AT WORK, AT MCDONALD’S THESE PEOPLE WITH MASKS CAME IN AND I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS AND THEY SHOUTED “EVERYONE STAY CALM, JUST CAN YOU DO US A FAVOR” AND I WAS LIKE HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, THIS IS IT, OMG THEY’RE GONNA PULL OUT A GUN, GOD HELP US, AND EVERYONE LOOKED SO PALE AND WE ALL LOOKED AT EACH OTHER LIKE HOLY SHIT AND THEN THE ONE GUY SAID “I NEED YOU TO DO THE YMCA WITH US FOR OUR BLOG”

SHIT

YOU

NOT.

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta